Sharing a few of my favorite Funny Wine Sayings to help you unwind and provide a little laughter to your day. At the end of the day, we all need something to help us unwind. For some, it may be an exercise or meditation class. Others may have a glass of wine or 
some other illicit drug of choice. No matter how you choose to relax and unwind, we all need to silence the voices in our heads or life just seems utterly overwhelming. I find humor to be an essential part of this unwinding process. We all need our daily dose of humor to make life bearable.
If you don’t think we need Funny Wine Sayings – Just watch the evening news!!!
However, if something is funny or not is purely based on personal 
taste. The degree to which people find something funny or not depends on a variety of factors such as geographical location, background, maturity level, education level, intelligence, context and so forth.
For instance, young children may like slapstick such as the Tom and 
Jerry cartoons or maybe even the Three Stooges due to the physical nature which makes it available to them. In contrast, more sophisticated forms of humor such as satire require an understanding of its social meaning and context. Therefore, satirical humor tends to appeal to more mature audiences. As far back as I can remember, I have always found the satirical or ironic forms of humor to be my favorites. Not that I’m all that mature, just sayin’!!!
As promised earlier, here are a few of my favorite Funny Wine Sayings!!! I hope you find these as funny as I do, so Enjoy and Share!!! Besides humor, I like to unwind and relax with a glass of premium fine wine. Click on any of the Wine Sayings to get Exclusive Access to premium Fine Wines – Delivered to your Door.
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Cats and Wine Make Everything Fine!
Never Take a Dog Named Shark to the Beach.
You can’t tell me what to do. You’re not my cat.
Dog Kisses fix Everything!
You know that little thing inside your head that keeps you from saying things you shouldn’t? Yeah, I don’t have one of those.
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me.
Faith does not make things easy it makes them possible!
I will put you in the trunk and help people look for you. Don’t test me.
Prayer the worlds greatest wireless connection.
My doctor asked if anyone in my family suffers from mental illness. I said, “no we all seem to enjoy it.”
If you see me talking to myself just move along I’m self employed and we are having a staff meeting.
Since there is only one of me, does that make me endangered or a limited edition?
Scientists say the universe is made up of protons, neutrons and electrons. They forgot to mention morons.
I really don’t mind getting old. But my body is having a major hissy fit.
Wine with low intervention. Let the grapes speak for themselves
To me, “Drink Responsibly” means don’t spill it.